To be read in conjunction with “On Ya Bike”. I made this up as I was driving and I really am a much more courteous driver normally!

On the winding road from Zeehan – I was heading towards Strahan
Four cars banked up behind me, their faces all forlorn
Normally I’d pull over and allow them all to pass
But they all had bicycles on their roofs
So they can kiss my arse!